Easter is fantastic. It gives me an excuse to consume copious amounts of chocolate. I do this every single day, but today…it’s different. Today, I don’t feel guilty – because I’m reassured in the fact that the rest of the world are also walking around with chocolate-smeared grins. No wonder it’s a public holiday – how can anyone function with the amount of sugar speeding through everyone’s veins this long weekend? Another reason why today is fantastic, there are two new Kanye songs out – one being part of the ongoing G.O.O.D Fridays. Listen to them here. This verse is so fun to rap along to:
Drop it to the flo’, make that ass shake.
Woah, make the ground move, that’s an ass-quake.
Build a house up on that ass, that’s an ass-tate.
Roll my weed on it, that’s an ass-tray.
Necklace: Dallas & Carlos
Tapered Trousers: $20 from some random Ebay store (HOLLA AT ME, MASS PRODUCED ASIAN GOODS).
Studded cuff: Wanderlust + Co
Gold claw cuff: ASOS
Gold glitter heels: Zara
White button-up: Romwe.com
So…I bought another claw cuff from ebay because I thought I had lost my ASOS one (although it was just under my pillow…how it got there, I have no idea. It’s not a tooth, Jess, you’re not going to be visited by mythical money-generous fairies). I seem to do this way too often – I ordered another university I.D. after thinking I lost my one…and then I found it in my underwear drawer. Fantastic. So, I’m giving away a claw cuff because I have no use for two – does anyone? All you have to do is leave a comment and tell me What would you do if you wore this cuff but it materialised into a real claw, attached to a real-ass monster, who was about to eat you whole? Most creative and effective escape/defense plan wins. I’ll pick a winner in 48 hours. Leave your e-mail!