Do you want an all access pass to my body? Please dress like this. I will let you use my heart as a toilet. I wasn't a fan of the rest of the collection but the colour combo in these few outfits makes me melt into a puddle of sartorial worship on my mistreated carpet (if I had a dollar for every time that I have spilled shit on this carpet these holidays...)
Way, way too excited for the little package heading my way from Black Milk tomorrow! Follow me on Twitter if you want to experience first hand internet diarrhea I'll spray all over your feed as soon as I lay a finger on my goodies.
Speaking of Twitter, I spent most of this morning having a major spaz on Twitter instead of dealing with things, over a redback taking residence in my oxford flats. It even furnished the place with some pretty strong silk webs and dead crickets and evil. Google informed me that Redback spiders can lay up to 5000 eggs per eggsac and the females perform sexual cannibalism. Australia is fun times. I ended up killing it with bug spray after fifteen or so botched attempts including poking at it with a chopstick, drowning it with both water and nail polish remover and shaking the shoe around with severe disregard for my own personal safety.