
Shirt - Random $10 shop
Skirt - Tokito from Myer, 10 sizes too big.
Belt - Thrifted
Shoes - Best friend
I'm just popping in to say hello and give you a quick update on what's been happening in the latest episode of the Jess Tran show, which is not much because I don't see why anyone would watch a TV show called "The Jess Tran show" in the first place.
s17e04: Return of the Black Hair - Creature from the Black Lagoon
s17e05: Main Round Offers a.k.a. Being Too Much of a Dumb Shit to Know How to Enrol Properly.
s17e06: The Episode Where Jess Listens To Adele's Album on Repeat and Feels Sad About Stuff.
That's pretty much everything that has happened recently worth mentioning. Besides the fact that the weather pretty much makes me want to lock myself in me freezer and survive on uncooked frozen fish fingers for the remainder of Summer, life has been pretty chill.

Main Round Offers came around and I actually made it into my first preference [B Media (PR & Advertising) at UNSW]. This was pretty much what was going through my mind way back when I first entered my preferences:

"Okay so PR & Advertising looks good. And there's no cut-off. Maybe I have a chance against the 5 million other students applying. Oh look, it's not in the UAC book. Nobody knows about this course. It's like a booger. It's a booger and it's mine to pick.
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WHO AM I KIDDING I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT TO UNI
Preferences 2-9
Arts @ USYD
Arts @ UNSW
Arts @ UTS
Arts @ Macquarie
Arts @ University of Swag
Arts @ University for Children who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
Arts @ You're So Not Getting Into Uni."
...And then I bought a kebab and all was well. But everything turned out fine, and I'm not going to be spending the rest of my life painting my toenails absentmindedly. My friend and I went through the 2011 list of Main Round Offers and just laughed at people's names...like anything with the word "Cock" in it. We're really mature like that.
Oh, and I finally mustered up the effort to go out, buy myself some $10.99 home hair dye and banish the abomination that was my streaked blonde locks. I deserve some congratulations.
If you know what's good for you, you'll read this. It's so well written.

And finally, thank you to the lovely lovely Paz Lopez for sending me these drawings she did of me recently. You made me look like Emma Watson.
Check out the rest of his stuff.
P.S. I'm sorry for the irregularity of my posts. I broke my 50mmm (I've said this about a thousand times) and I can't afford a new one yet so we'll see. Until then, I'm always on Twitter and Formspring.


