Saturday, March 26, 2011

Things that make the heart swell.



The way you move your hips,
when you're struttin' down the street
Oh it makes a man so weak in the knees


This is possibly the happiest song ever to be made. The video is full of goodness, the lyrics are full of goodness, and the saxophones are so full of goodness I might pass out (are they even saxophones? I question my knowledge of musical instruments). I couldn't ask for much more from a music video. The most adorable choreography and swimsuits straight out of the 50s. Not to mention this was all shot in one take and the song makes me want to verbally spew out little mewing kittens. It's all too much.

Also, this is how I advertise JessLovesFred.com;

Studying at my university's library and writing "Jesslovesfred.com Visit me for nude pics (and other assorted erotica)" on whiteboards. For anyone who has ever asked me how I attract readers, this is how. My secret is out. Also, get your friends to constantly yell out "HEY IT'S JESS FROM JESS LOVES FRED" at every possible opportunity (my friends actually do this. Sometime's its mildly amusing but mostly it's just highly embarassing).



Also:



Buying a really sick (REAL) and VINTAGE leather jacket for SEVENTY. DOLLARS. It wasn't from an op shop or anything either, it was from one of those ridiculously overpriced vintage resellers. What on earth? I've exceeded my luck quota for the year. | Basketball iphone photo fun, spending time with them through a good old fashioned basketball game and maccas run made me realise just how much I miss my high school friends.

I also miss conversations that go like this:
Friend 1: Don't vote the Greens, they'll increase carbon tax.
Friend 2: What's carbon tax?

To think that these people are now eligible to vote kind of scares me.

25 comments:

Kaye said...

dood I want your parrot top.

I'm taking your promotion methods into serious lconsideration btdubs.

dannwas said...

who is that sweet looking boy? i wanna lick the mould off his ass

tasha said...

you are so hilarious! and this whole post, esp. the song and video is a ray of sunshine. <3 xx

Paz López said...

you crack me up little australian peanut!! <3

(I don't know if you use "peanut". I'm spanish and it sounded like it fit there to me.)

Amie said...

<3 mayer hawthorne! i saw him live last year in january and he was killing it! can't wait for his new album :)

how goes the uni life??

Dominique said...

you're always so funny! reading ur blog is always an awesome experience for me because of the way you write every entry!!

btw i am in love with your new jacket!!!!!!!!!!!

how amazing that i just bought three of the same kinda jacket from a thriftshop but i got it for a supersweet price! ^_^

lauderl said...

haha I did it, such a lovely pic, I would not have missed it ...
check it out, click on my name ;))

renee said...

hhaahah...nice trick...!!!!
love the video..its soo good..the dancey fun:D...

Jan said...

Haha all those pictures are so funny!
Especially the last two!

choicesmultiple said...

cool leather jacket, yeah!

EM said...

that advertising bizzo is hilarious!
good find with the jacket x

chloe.eloise♥ said...

Oh my gosh, that film clip is just adorable. You described it perfectly. Mewing kittens. The best.

Fox Whiskers

Tam said...

I love the way you advertise your blog. Haha. And I love the video :)

http://www.tamemoir.com/

whitney said...

Haha, I absolutely love your blog. Following :)

http://understarlitskies.blogspot.com

michelle said...

such a cutie, love your blogg. i've just done a post on how to dress up Madeline style :). i'd love if u like my blog n follow cus i love yours, u hilarious little thing.

The Dress Up Corner
x

Gina Ri said...

love love your blog. <3

Sarah said...

hahaa, your pics are awesome! and a seventy dollar leather jacket is like the ultimate bargain- nicely done :-) xxx

Annieo said...

HAI JESS! The dress is from ASOS, I believe it's called the premium pleated slinky dress. Would have preferred to spend my birthday lounging in your parrot top though, no doubt about that LOL

Anonymous said...

i think they might be trombones and trumpets?

Anna said...

I love great fashion finds but $7 for a jacket!!!??? Awesome.
www.ThisIsAYes.com

Emily said...

Hahaha I wish I had seen that but I choose to never step foot in that doomed orange library. Just found your blog, loooove it!
x

Linda said...

This was fuckin amazing, thanks a ton! :)
/L

Anonymous said...

I totally saw you on this day wearing this shirt, and also another day at uni wearing your heart dress, but I'd already said hi once and didn't want to look obsessed. Forgive me!

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