Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tiffany & Co. Holiday 2010



I'm going to close my eyes and pretend this is my life. Although I don't think it's physically possible to have a family this good looking. And somehow I don't think my life is going to be filled with strolling in the snow clutching the hand of some hottie and nonchalantly looking over my shoulder because that's what people do at Christmas, apparently.

So, I'm probably not going to be spending this Christmas with my sickeningly adorable offspring and at dinner parties. I'm probably going to be sleeping and eating as much chocolate as possible without spewing. Class. I have it.





Christmas never seems to inspire anything that festive within me, though. No Holiday season goblin is ever awoken from its deep slumber inside the walls of my skin. I remember when I was younger my family would drive around and cruise Sydney just to see the lights that people put up. There was a house in my neighbourhood that won awards and shit, and going within a 10km radius of it was like swallowing mistletoe and a light bulb. But they took the decorations down, because it cost too much. The world is a depressing place, sometimes.

This Christmas I want to try get a photo with those shopping mall Santas. And maybe hunt some reindeer. And possibly fashion myself underwear made out of tinsel.

( Images from here. )


29 comments:

VicissitudiniLombarde said...

2nd photo is magic!

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Francesca said...

JESS! your blog is fking awesome and you are quite the hilarious. i have been trolling through your blog for like 30 minutes!! i am think i'm in lurrrrve.

f. (opinionslave.blogspot.com)

ps- your galactic skirt-> "my butt" LMAO

maya said...

to be honest, this ad makes me love my incredibly messy flat, lazy boyfriend, naught rabbit and empty bank account even more. on the third picture, i'm sure the bloke thinks "yeah that's all exciting, but tbh i don't give a shit about your career as lawyer and i know you're sleeping with my wife".

I AM NOT BITTER.

Jan said...

Great pics!

Eva M said...

Oh wow ♥
That boy reminds me of my bf haha. But I dont really remind myself of her... Thats so magical ♥

TheMinx said...

haha I think all of your christmas endeavors sound perfectly reasonable. I think I'm going to sing carols all day and all night, and chase cute boys down the street with armfuls of mistletoe.

Also, the tiffany's ads are just magical :)

natalie jean said...

I usually get RIDICULOUSLY into the holidays. So much so that my I think our whole town pretty much knew our house. This year, with my parents away, it was...eh.

But then...semi-perma-happy-holiday-ness...
I have a few red tinsel strands knotted in my hair! Makes me happy :)
So do little blue boxes but this is significantly more budget friendly.

Mila said...

Ooooh they all look so happy!
These photos really put me in the holiday mood!

Anisa said...

Aw, they look amazingly chic, even the kids. COOOOL. ahhaahha. the holiday spirit monster is definitely awoken in me, i can't wait to get home and see all the lights and decorations people put up! the chocolate eatathon sounds amazing to me. i would love to join you!
xxAnisa

alannah. said...

im getting a santa photo done soon too, matt & i had one done last year so we'll have to get another done soon.
love love the first image.x

diana kang said...

seriously so beautiful!

Samm said...

Lovely campaign!

I like your blog!

With love, Samm
@ www.afterstylecomesfashion.blogspot.com

~ j said...

Tiffany and Co. just make me want to cry! Although very good advertising on their part.

Vy Nguyen said...

i do not like christmas =___=

LilCritter said...

Hahaha, I've never read anything as witty and straightforward! Nice pics too!

Silkybow said...

Love the first two photos from Tiffany and Co!
How cute would it seriously be if someone did that for us LOL though they won't, or very unlikely.
You should take an photo with the shopping mall Santas, I can imagine you pulling a funny face but still looking pretty lol.

rouli said...

lovely post and blog:)

kiss

Flora said...

I want a Christmas like that too... The hottie of the first two pics was on Ugly Betty, wasn't he?

Dylana Suarez said...

These pictures are beautiful! Make me smile!

xoxo,

colormenana.blogspot.com

Hui Ying said...

Love your posts! Got here from another blog and i like your sense of dressing :)

Laura Trevey said...

Seriously romantic photos!!
Love them ~~

Rebecca Clairine said...

amazing photos,
love the second ,
really ..
so romantic ...

xoxo,
Rebecca
http://rebeccaclch.blogspot.com

Francesca said...

Also, I was reading through your formspring. and. you are even more awesome because you like Pepper Lunch. SALMONNNN with TERIYAKIII! and i'm happy that someone knows the word amazeballs.

F. (opinionslave.blogspot.com) x

Sasha said...

Hey, think you should have a look at the girl on strangelyincoherentloveletters.wordpress.com. No affiliation, I just think she dresses like cupcakes.

Love your Xmas plans! I dig the tinsel underwear.

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