Penniless wishing.

ASOS ALFIE Leather Chelsea Ankle Boots in black / tan and Women's Sebago Spinnaker Dress Shoes

Boat shoes and Chelsea boots. There's something slightly refined about Chelsea boots. They're conventionally ugly as fuck and fit in with the whole wearing-work-boots-and-passing-it-off-as-fashionable trend, but they're different somehow. Like the long lost cousin of Docs who drinks earl grey tea with their pinky sticking out and smells overwhelmingly like musk, BUT doesn't mind eating food off the floor providing it's within 5 seconds of contact.

And boat shoes. A male I know wears his allll the time, and they look good on him, but I never really considered the women's version until I decided to slip my feet into his boaties. And even though it made me look like Ronald McDonald because his feet are, like, size 50000, I really liked how they looked. Also, it further establishes my cred as a (internet) pirate. Although I guess sailors wear boat shoes more than pirates do...whatever, shut up.



H&M Garden Collection Kimono Dress. It's like a fruit salad. On my body. What more could you ask for out of a summer dress.



Knock Knock Novelty Pads.



Antipodium Hail Mary Cross Embroidered Shift Dress @ ASOS

I couldn't find a pic, but I saw a skirt at Incu made out of this fabric, in white, with the black trimming. And it was INCREDIBLE. If I owned this, it'd be one of the only pieces of clothing I would have that would not inspire dirty looks if I wore it to church. I wanted to physically sew the waistband of the skirt into my skin and use it as an excuse to never take it off. But, oh, wait, it was $225. And I'm broke as a joke.

P.S. For those who wanted to know where the wedges in my last post were from: Cooperative Suede Quarterstrap Wedge from UO.

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