This is, apparently, my "police" outfit. It was not intentional. Now I don't know about you, but I have lived my whole life anchored in the belief that I am a total rebelz, fuck da police, Jess is a muthafuckin' bad ass etc. I am like Ryan from the OC, but with less body hair, more sass, and a less hot girlfriend. I am a societal outcast, garbage tossed aside by the government. I don't need you and your laws. I don't need anybody.
But APPARENTLY I AM WALKING AROUND THE DAMN PLACED DRESSED AS A COP. Now I'm forced to question my entire identity. Who am I? Am I a BAD ASS, or am I a cop. Or a "striper policewoman" as my friends enjoyed telling me. Also, I'm seeing a pattern in being called a stripper. Guys, I think I have found my true calling in life. I'm going to join the police force and subdue criminals by stripping. BUT SERIOUSLY, THESE PANTS. AMAZING. SO TIGHT IT HURTS BUT STILL SO COMFORTABLE. How is this even possible.
Blouse: Thrifted.
Disco Pants: American Apparel via eBay.
Drawstring bucket bag: Thrifted.
Combat boots that are too big for me (STORY OF MY LIFE. I ONLY EVER BUY SHOES THAT DON'T FIT ME. LEARN YOUR DAMN LESSON, IDIOT.): Thrifted.
Belt: Thrifted.
Blazer: Thrifted.
And I remember in the giveaway, a few of you wanted me to start posting outfits AND what I actually get up to in those outfits...let me know if you want this to keep happening. All photos taken by me:
P.S. GUYS I watched Inception yesterday...it was good but not HOLY SHIT MIND FUCKING good. Nevertheless, Christopher Nolan is a genius. And Marion Cotillard is one scary bitch but a fantastic actress, ugh I love her so much. And Joseph Gordon Levitt. This isn't stating anything new but HOLY SHIT IS THAT MAN HOT IN A SUIT.
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I ENTIRELY AGREE ON THE PART ABOUT JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT.
SECOND THAT LAST LINE THERE JESS. JGL GODDAMNNN.
(Best part was the photo of Tim)
I joke. And I completely agree w/ the not mindfuckingly good comment about Inception.. Argh, they always overrate movies T_T.
I am in love with that bag, I require one like it.
Also very jealous that you can wear those disco pants, you tiny thing.
More outfit posts please. And i agree, Marion is a scary bitch...
This outfit post is awesome! I love it when people blog photos about their day/life etc. I'm just nosey haha.
Not mindfuckingly good? But ... it was definitely a mindfuck, right?! I feel like I'm alone in not grasping the plot properly. Like, okay, everyone loved it but WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!
p.s. congrats on finishing trials! Feels gooood, ya? Dreading the marks though :(
your friend in that white shirt is good lookin
this is amazing @-)
i'd absolutely love to see more of these posts.
i'm so jealous of your life, really :")
what i'd do to live like you.
totally agree with you inceptionwise (in every point!), never thought madame cotillard could give me nightmares!
and I really liek your outfit!
How do you align the photos in such a way that there are like portrait and some in landscape? Hope you'd teach me :) Thanks!
hey there Jess! It's abbie your friend on facebook!;)
GODDAMN. i love u, jess! i love how you portray things! n fantastic outfit! LOVE the bag! god, i cant stop gushing
I love Marion too - but it is ALLLLLLLLL about Leo FOR LIKE, EVER! ck :) x
ooh..i love joseph gordon levitt..p.s-great look!!
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my mind was totally fucked after seeing inception, but in a good way. I just have to say this: it was one of the best movies everrr. and joseph has never looked so hot than in a suit and his hair like that. well, maybe in (500) days of summer. or maybe not. can't decide.
oh and p.s.
I absolutely loved this post :)
Great post! I love your pants and the combat boots. Oh my god after I saw Inception I couldn't think straight for a week! I love and follow your blog. Come follow my blog as well!
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THE BEST BLOG EVER!!! love your photos so much :) really amazing outfit!!
SUPER LOVE!!
inception is a good movie, just watched it yesterday too :)
love the button up style and love the colour of the blouse..! :D that pants is very cool!
love your style, jess!
love these shots my dear!! u look fabulous! I loved inception but i didnt think it was that mind melting not compared to like..vanilla sky..
my dear hope u dont mind me asking how did put together this wee photo collage in this post? did you do this in photoshop and upload it as one big image? im dying to try this but have no idea how!! lol xo
I totally get you about feeling awkward about asking other people to take pictures. When i ask my friends, they start asking questions, like 'why do I need to include your shoes in the picture?' awwkwwaaarrdd.
and I'm sure the police would love to read this post.
I Love you Jess!! You blog is the only blog I read complete.... you see!! you are one seet tweety kinda girl I love.
Keep posting your pics and keep writing more than that... I unwind myself by reading your post... ytou'd be thinking why the fuck I would want to write for you... but you girl... I love you
Only you can pull this look off, m'am.
Looking HOT.
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I totally love the whole posting what you do in your outfits. Keep it up dude
Hi, can i knw are u a singaporean or ? (:
love your outfit! is so cool!!!
xoxo
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i love your outfit... and i always buy shoes to big for me also haha
Wel if your planning on posting more photos of you hanging out in your outfits we're definitely going to need the ability to reply to other comments. Otherwise how are we going to argue about the relative attractiveness of your friends?
You still owe me those donkeys and rainbows and kisses. Oh well.
JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT IS THE BABEST BABE IN THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE.
especially in a suit. and suspenders(?).
PS: How incredibly skinny are you!?! Those disco pants are SO skintight but you don't seem to have a belly of any kind. Major jealousy right here.
if you were a boy you'd totes be a GQMF haha
and i really liked inception :D the no-gravity scenes were pretty spectacular, i reckon it's set a new standard for action movies! agree with you about JGL though, who new that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun could be so babein'?
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Those pants are absolute love! :)
I wonder what some other bloggers do in their life; sometimes I wonder if they really wear the stuff that they post or they just change into something more comfortable, haha.
you are rocking those pants girl!
and ditto to joseph gordon levitt in a suit ;P
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I really like the cop outfit, lol! I also like the idea of showing what you spend your day doing in the outfit, the picture on the shopping cart is so cute!
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sydney siders and their perfect blue skies...!!!!
Damn girl those pants are HAWT. They do look like they hurt to walk in lol!
I think the hype for Inception is overrated, just sayinnnn.
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YES Joseph Gordon Levitt was lookin gooooooooooooooooooooood.
I have the exact same feelings about Inception. It was fucking genius. & yeah, I think you should start posting more pictures of your day, alongside your outfits of course. By the way, I love your pants.
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just discovered you on lookbook...
you are so adorable!
funky pants!!! does it make those squishy rubber/plastic sound when u walk?!???!?!
love urr leggings n drawstring bag!!!
xoxo
great outfit, definitely not stipper like but very cool indeed! && Marion Cottilard is gorgeous!
Hey BaBy,
My name is Laís, and I’m from Catarina (http://issuu.com/revistacatarina/docs/catarina_edi25), a brazilian magazine. We found you through Lookbook.nu, and we would really love to have you in our Twentieth Seventh edition. It’s quite simple. You just need to answer a few questions and send us a high quality image – our magazine is also printed.
This is my e-mail: lais@revistacatarina.com.br
See yah!
XOXO.
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so fun!!! in love with your pants and your bag <3
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1) YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING
2) Joseph gordon levitt. mmm
3) Your outfit is adorable
I am deffo a new follower!
Panda xx
Cop or bad ass you look lovely :)
Loving you are a police woman. Also that friend collage at the bottom is too cute.
Hi Jess, I totally LOVEEEEEE your blog and def def love your style! I've always wanted to thrift, so I was wondering if you could list a few stores your thrift in. If it helps I live in the south west Sydney area HEHEee :D
Inception is mind blowing and
psst i had a major crush on JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT. ! he's like sooooo cute right
great great outfit! love your blog
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haha that was like me the other day when I accidentally dressed like a stuartist.
Joseph Gordon Levitt= heck yeah!!!
im hoping you can somehow see this
but which park are you at?i really want to host a bbq fundraiser somewhere
other than bicentennial park
and im hoping this ones a bit more public transport friendly!!!
cheers
x
Great read! I want to see a follow up on this topic..
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