I am skint broke. Completely, completely broke. I haven't worked since before my exams and now I don't have two coins to rub together. Jokes. I have coins. But I'm saving those for a kebab. Kebabs aside, I haven't gone thrifting in a while and it's opened a little tear in my heart that nothing else can fix.
And when you're broke, there's nothing left to do but to salivate on your keyboard over things that are beyond the capacities of your bank account. Happy humpday, y'all (this is where I adopt a Texan accent, wear a cowboy hat, pull out a revolver from one pocket and Miley Cyrus from the other).