Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Anyone who lives within their means...



...suffers from a lack of imagination - Oscar Wilde.


I am skint broke. Completely, completely broke. I haven't worked since before my exams and now I don't have two coins to rub together. Jokes. I have coins. But I'm saving those for a kebab. Kebabs aside, I haven't gone thrifting in a while and it's opened a little tear in my heart that nothing else can fix.

And when you're broke, there's nothing left to do but to salivate on your keyboard over things that are beyond the capacities of your bank account. Happy humpday, y'all (this is where I adopt a Texan accent, wear a cowboy hat, pull out a revolver from one pocket and Miley Cyrus from the other).





All from ASOS.

24 comments:

Stephtea said...

Completely on the same page with you!!

chrysso said...

love the girl in the green trousers and floral blazer - and the peter pan collar blouse! Lush. ck :) x

shannonnatasha said...

oh, my! I LOVE that silver animal ring!

Ms K said...

loving all the stuffs here =)
heart the floral blazer especially

xoxo
http://stylison.blogspot.com/

soph (owl vs. dove) said...

I need those flat boots in my life. I have such a depressingly long and expensive wishlist on asos right now. I feel your pain, haha.

Cheryn said...

Love the black dress! <3 I always shop from ASOS :)

catwalk criminal said...

the third skirt is amazing ♥

Anonymous said...

you're really funny

Anonymous said...

Not trying to crush your heart even more but Miley Cyrus isn't from Texas.

She's from Tennessee which is a different state.

*jules said...

I wrote down a list of my ultimate wish list and am sobbing a little that it'll be a loooong time before I can cross off any, le sigh! :P

Amie said...

i hear you hombre, i'm totally skint too :(
cute picks though! i love that tba mushroom print

❤Cate❤ said...

I hear you girl!
Can you believe with what little money I currently have I've started Xmas shopping for my family and friends already because by the time that rolls around I'll probably be even more skint! So no shopping for me booooo!

Ahhh money why do you taunt me :(

Vicki said...

oh my god im the same totally broke! well i had 4 quid to buy some sushi but that is it!! broke! i have a about £500 worth in my asos wishlist!! i just keep adding things to it that i want ..why? clearily to torture myself!! gotta love asos :) x

FANGGG said...

hey doodlenoodle
i doubt you remember me, your stalker/secret admirer from the party in January.

thought i'd suggest selling children into prostitution to pay for all the clothes :D

Karissa said...

I am loving those shoes, trousers, and capes. Yuhh I hate being broke. I feel your pain.

www.thelushfleet.blogspot.com

Ines said...

I need that back dress! Super cute.

Roya said...

I have no idea how you come up with this shit, but never stop.

Love the gold horse wristlet thing. ASOS is so damn depressing because no matter how much money you have, you will never have enough to buy everything you want there. (Unless you're J.K. Rowling or some shit like that.)

Dani said...

online shopping is the worse - i avoid it as much as humanly possible because i know i'll succumb to beautiful things and whip out my credit card without even thinking twice

Sarah Margeurite said...

Online shopping is my drug. I usually don't have any money so I just load my cart up and then stare at it all.. And then desert it. :(

Sincerely, Sarah Margeurite

Burst said...

Especially loving the jewellery picks! Have been successfully avoiding ASOS for a while, might have to reward myself for good behaviour by..buying some stuff from ASOS

roadrunner said...

I LOVE that blue dress that is showing the back. ♥

http://walkingintheairr.blogspot.com

cathy. said...

LOOOOOVEE the claw ring. I'd totally go around and be all like "ahhhh it's got my finerrr!" and people would just look at me and shake their heads sadly. Story of my life.

xx

janet said...

love the styles
very inspiring!

JD said...

I love your blog! You're hilarious, i've been following your 'cosmic' blog for aaages, never realised u had a normal one! Loves loves loves it! x