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Givenchy 2010 Couture

Friday, July 9, 2010 // Labels:


Can I just say: Holy fucking shit. Holy. Shit. I don't even know what's going on. I just know that I might as well be blind because my eyes just exploded from the dangerous concentration of kick ass I'm seeing here.





ARE THOSE TASSELS? I DON'T EVEN.



Do you know what this is? Because I don't. From what I can see, I can only assume it's some sort of fauna growth native to the Amazon rain forest that has decided to follow this model around in pursuit of the goal of completely consuming her. Like moss. But moss that's alive and furry. Moss that I want to bury my face in and eat in handfuls.



And obviously, this is a hair jacket. It makes complete sense to me. Don't we have hair to protect ourselves from the cold? Duh. This jacket is so practical in a totally whack way. This jacket looks like it has some serious mind controlling skills. I don't even know what I'm typing anymore, I'm so tired from this unrelenting flu. Back to the hair jacket: THERE'S A WATERFALL OF LACE CURTAINS. And at the front it sort of looks like they're purposefully framing the girl's vagina, like some kind of subversive form of underwear. I like it.



And I don't even know what to say about this. If I were, like, fighting in a war against orcs and shit, I would wear this. Is it adequate protection against battle axe wounds? Does it matter? At least I would look totally fucking badass while I'm dying.

Givenchy Fall 2010 Couture

9 comments:

Eugene and Yen said...

Amazing Post.


joninel said...

awesome


Pevensy. said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!

ALSO:
Unrelenting flu symptoms can easily be battled by Garlic capsules. They sound totally rank, but actually taste like some unidentifiable flu-be-gone goodness. The Herron brand has a hint of peppermint, if that floats your boat.

Honestly though, I have been sick for I don't even remember how long. I choked down 2 of the capsules and by dinner felt a little better. Then popped 2 more.

For the record, I don't work for a Garlic capsule manufacturing company, I swear. I just want to share these tiny pieces of flu fighting magic!

Over and out.


Hannah said...

Hahaha that's some nice commentary there :P

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vincent said...

LOL i thought the jackets amde out of hair was real


vdcouture said...

haute couture <3 fabulous
love,vdcouture


Ali said...

hahaha oh goodness, I was laughing all the way through. THE WAY IT FRAMES THE VAGINA I was thinking the same thing. This is like the best collection ever. D:


Vintage Girl. said...

those outfits are frickin' awesome!


Sarah Nicole said...

WOW. That's about all I can say. Never seen anything like it.
Now THAT is fashion.

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