Friday, July 16, 2010

BUY YOU A DRANK.



The only reason my title is a T-Pain song is because APPARENTLY, this outfit is majorly prostitute. As in I look like a baby prostitute (MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE, ANYONE?). I didn't realise until I put my trench coat on and it suddenly hit me...leather look leggings with mesh cut outs, leather platform boots, and a motherfucking TRENCH COAT. I looked like a prostitute. Consequently, on the train trip home, I am so sure that 70% of the people sitting in my carriage probably took one look at me and said (mentally), "Poor girl. Her life is so unfortunate. I can't imagine what it would be like to have to resort to prostitution at that age."

So. My brain flow: prostitutes > stripping > I'm in Love With a Stripper > T-Pain (is it even by T-pain?) > LET ME BUY YEW A DRANK OOOOH WEEEE OOOH > Gets stuck in my head for the next 17 hours.





White blazer: Thrifted
Peach silky "curtain" (Thanks, Aaron) top: Tattoo
Leather look mesh cut-out badass leggings: Black Milk Clothing
Black platform boots: Birthday babies.
Jewelery: Mostly F21.
Bag: Thrifted.

Hey! For once in my life only, like, 20% of my outfit is thrifted.





These leggings. So amazing. So, so amazing. I've been a big fan of Black Milk Clothing ever since I opened my blog (one of the first things I ever blogged about), so I was super stoked when James from Black Milk Clothing sent me a few pairs of what are most possibly, the best leggings in the world. Seriously, check out their new body suits. SO. BAD. ASS. I'm dying for The Spaceman/The Moonwalker, but it's sold out. Poop on my life.

A huge thank you again to James for these rad leggings, despite the numerous comments I received about them:

"Are those boots?"
"Are you wearing pants?"
"PROSTITUTE."

Nonetheless, they're currently the best thing in my life right now.





60 comments:

cdean said...

Holy moly -- I'm obsessed with this outfit! Definitely my favourite so far. I might have to imitate this...hope you don't mind. :)

Ashley Kins said...

Prostitute or not, it's brilliant.

ADMIRAL said...

HAHAHA jess. You so cute. <3

Much loveeeee.
Shirley Pak.

jemina said...

Another fabulous outfit and pictures, prostitute or no, I LOVE them all :)) xoxo

jjeje said...

Sexy blazer.

Emily said...

love your bag <3<3

thom said...

best. hair flip. evar.

on a side note, now is probably a good time to go try and do the best book flipping evar.

Hannah said...

Oooo - hair flick!

Percy Owl

Ladinia DalinTasya said...

lovely outfit, i love it !

xoxo
-T-

Jasmine said...

these photos are so fantastic--especially your hair flipping ones! and i think if every prostitute dressed this, they'd be way more successful! i love the peachy color of your top!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit little girl, put on some pants.

Having said that, those leggings are pretty amazing.

Ms K said...

nice photos and the bag is so pretty!


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ella said...

you don't look like a prostitute, you look gorgeous! the leggings are awesome :)

jessica said...

you don't look like a prostitute to me!! nice outfit :) x

Miss Violet Bell said...

Oh golly, haha! I love your top, blazer and rings, they are lovely.

MVB.xx

Silkybow said...

I really like your accessories! :)
gorgeous outfit ^^

Veronica said...

Those leggings ARE bad-ass.

:D

shoppingaholic said...

Looking at your pictures is fun, reading your post is more fun.... I keep smiling and giggling when I read your blog.. lol

You're the cutest.

Love

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designsbymhari said...

Epic hair flippage! And now T-Pain is in my head. Nuts.

Random Q but... who takes pictures for you? or do you have a tripod/timer set up?

Carissa said...

so in love with your pink(or peach?) tops. and combine with that white blazer is just brilliant. you look super chic ;)

The Runaway Dress said...

You never fail to impress me, or anyone. Everything you wear = pure love.

JoewardM said...

love the styling,so great!the bag and the jacket are to die for!love them! :]

Glenda C said...

great look!!!

Vintage Girl. said...

Prostitution I think not. You look awesome! Checked out the Black Milk Clothing leotards and I just lovelovelove the moonwalker! XX

charl said...

gorgeous! :D

Gazel M. said...

I'll be honest here.
I like the outfit from the waist up. LOL. I don't think leggings as pants works on anyone, not even you with a gorgeous bod!

jessicahuynh said...

you make a prostitute outfit look so damn fiiiiiiiine haha.

and i am insanely jealous of your hair. how long did it take you to grow it out that long?

Nathália Alves said...

Oh this look's really pretty !
your hair is amazing , love this jackett .
back there?

Nathália Alves said...

Oh this look's really pretty !
your hair is amazing , love this jackett .
back there?

KM said...

haha whatever, your outfit is still lovely. just wondering: what kind of camera do you use? I notice that you always have such clear photos, but also a nice blurred background effect for your outfit posts. Or do you use photoshop?

Эдна said...

Well, following you for a long time)) Just love your outfits)
And this one: try to go to school wearing that!It will be one funny day))

soph (owl vs. dove) said...

Haha, you're posts are always good for a laugh. I appreciated the Mean Girls reference. Sometimes I make it my mission to see how many Mean Girl references I can make in one day. Fun times.

Those leggings are pretty amazing. Although the grandma in me would probably wear them with a longer shirt/dress. *Way to show your age, Soph* Regardless, you rock this outfit like nobodies business.

xx

nmac said...

the bag is aaaaaamazing, like so so so so so lovely :):):)

Kathyrine said...

I think the outfit is fierce, haha! :)
The leggings are pretty edgy looking so I see how people might think it being a bit more... scandalous?
I like all of your accessories and mix of the light and airy top with your the edgy leggings. :)

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Now I want a white blazer.

Francesca said...

i've recently ran into your blog and glad to say i've also ran into this stripper-esque outfit(it's still really awesome nonetheless) ;)

if i'm ever in sydney(i might, you never know!), i'll be sure to be the 30% who take the train who compliment the leggings.

DEEvona's diary said...

supeeeerbb!!! i really really really love tht peach top!!! ^^
n yea... dun care bout what ppl say.. :)


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Margaret said...

am i the only one who doesn't see the baby prostitute :D
hotttiiieiee. and you pull off those leggings so gorgeously well! i've been pining after them for a while now :) should probably get onto that. either those or a pair of his printed tights.
yummy.
likey like the peachy colour on you too! xxx

t a l i s h a said...

whoa those leggings are rad! i LOVE them so much.. and your bag.. your bag is beyond stunning, girl..

Anonymous said...

take note of this.
this outfit's out of words. brilliant. not prostitute. okay?
i love the leggings
i heart the boots
i like the top
<3

Anonymous said...

anyways, love the hairy photos. i dont know how you call that, so i call them so . "hairy photo"

Me said...

gah! so cute! :D

lisa + cathy said...

that's a vintage bag? no freaking way. LOOKS LIKE SOME BAG FROM TILKAH - good eye missy ! good eye :D and some awesome awesome photography here! What camera do you use by the way? yours truly, leoandcasper

vdcouture said...

gah, uber cool!! your stockings is really2 cool, and me likey the vintage bag :D

love,vdcouture

j. said...

your blog is so fun!
love love love the peach blouse :)

Marika said...

You've got amazing hair!
And I love the colors of your outfit. Boots are gorgeous
so many emotions!!


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Carla Napier said...

Absolutly LOVE Black Milk also! Super jealous!
I've been dreaming about the cape!

iva said...

you are great!!

vecha ♥ said...

i always love your rings, bracelets, and necklace. please give me one of yours! hahahahha :D

Alice said...

that bag is INSANE

MellJBrown said...

"oh regina gave me some of her perfume."
"you smell like a baby prostitute..."

love it. And at least you're a stylish/classy prositute?

-m xx
p.s. v. nice. how much? ;)

Anonymous said...

i just jizzed, like 5 times. <3

Anonymous said...

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

.Alyspank said...

I'm sorry, but this look says anything except "Prostitute" haha. This is absolute, perfection.

-Weezy from http://beautysimplistic.blogspot.com

Laura said...

Nah, I think it's cute!

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Laura said...

i want those legging sosososoo bad, but they`re too expensive:(

Kelby (Moda + Inspiracion + Tendencia) said...

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Kirstie. said...

You have no limits to your style that is beyond beautiful. Your shoes are amazing.

-Kirstie.

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