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Judith Leiber

Saturday, May 29, 2010 // Labels:




OH. MY. GOSH. I'M SO IN LOVE. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SAY OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH, OHHHHHHHHH MY GOSH (I actually counted the oh's out while listening to it, GIVE ME CREDIT GUYS). What the FUCK AT THESE CLUTCHES.



They're so incredible. They're so loud. They're so amazeballs, seriously. I can't. Wow. Especially that beehive one, what the fuck? Excuse the excess profanity in this blog post, but I can't use non swear words to adequately describe how IMMENSE these clutches are. How badass would you look, walking into a party, holding a BEJEWELED BEEHIVE. That's like the peak of badassery, you can't get any higher than that. Except maybe if you were touting AK-47s and a mohawk.



As with every other thing I whine about on this blog, it's far too expensive for my poor little self. Average is 5000$. 5k. I would sell my soul for a tiger clutch. I would sell half of my left leg for a cupcake clutch. I would eat unthinkable things for a chance to just be in the presence of these clutches (and maybe lick them). They're a tiny bit ostentatious for my liking, but nonetheless badass. There's so much badass on my computer screen right now, I should just stop living.



Year 12 Formal 2010, guys. I'll be rocking an AK-47, a mohawk and a beehive clutch. Watch this space.

18 comments:

Chloe Trayner said...

These are insane! I remember when Carrie got something like this as a gift in SATC and they were a massive trend. Never thought I'd see them outside of a tv show...


Mattie said...

Excellent badassery!
you know...
I have seen some crazy rich people with clutches such as these in real life and PS they're sort of insane. Also, some family member of mine has a really nice knockoff apple clutch from the 80's... It's pretty cool.


Margaret said...

WIEWW totally watching this space ;D like a hawk. xx


Taj said...

I was just telling my friend about these!!!JUDITH IS A GOD!!!


MellJBrown said...

zoh my goodness, i want that cupcake!!

-m xx


Ali said...

OH MY GOD.
Is that a bedazzled turtle? Jyessss it is.


joyce. said...

LOL, these are definitely insane, loud and out there. I'll rock the guns and mohawk, these are all you!


Chelsea said...

Haha, when Carrie got a duck one off Big on S&TC, hilarious. The strawberry cupcake clutch is the one Lily York Goldenblatt has at Carrie's wedding in the first S&TC movie. $4,200 for a flowergirl's clutch??! Mmmmmno.


FlashFash said...

WOW. Like, really, WOW. I have no words for these. If I had 5K, I'd definitely get the puppy.

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iluvbarney said...

i am thinking of getting a tattoo. watch this space.


djquietstorm said...

> There's so much badass on my computer screen right now, I should just stop living.

you, my dear, are by far the baddest assest bit of bad ass out of all the bad assedness raining down on us from this post!

rock on girl, yeah!


Anonymous said...

You might want to check out our crystal bags at Prima Bags they are just as nice but at a fraction of the cost of Judith Leiber.

Thanks guys!


Marie Aveline said...

Your blog is so lovely !


Letícia Magalhães said...

On the first SATC movie Charlotte's daughter wore the cupcake one to the wedding!


KANI said...

wow they are intense!
amazing designs


Timothy Duong said...

Needs more sausage dog :)


DEEvona's diary said...

i love them too... first time i saw it (i researched it for my school project) i'm so mesmerized... :)


Anonymous said...

To be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.

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