Uniformity is Great.

So I woke up thinking that I would come home extra early today. WRONG. YOU READ THE TIME TABLE WRONG, DICKHEAD. Today I only get to go to school a little bit late, not leave massively early. And that depresses me. Because I was so psyched to hit up thrift stores and celebrate the long weekend (did anyone know that Monday is Anzac day btw - because I definitely did not until someone yelled it in my face last night. I'm such a great Australian, not remembering when Anzac day is.) So here I am on Polyvore, making outfits that I would rather wear to school than uniform.

Edit: Thanks Anonymous for telling me that Anzac Day is actually on SUNDAY. Brb hiding in shame from my obvious lack of patriotism.

in a circle by fartssica featuring Dr. Martens shoes

Recommended activities for this outfit: Drawing things in circles instead of writing essays, looking out the window, sleeping in class, pulling the beanie down over your eyes and being amused, playground smack downs and baking cakes.

school sucks by fartssica featuring Charles David shoes

Recommended activities for this outfit: Doing maths homework with copious complaining, complaining about school in general, watching the clock, giving dirties, jumping in puddles, pushing in the canteen line, hanging out in the WWII section of the library and speaking in pig latin.

lunchlunchlunch by fartssica featuring Brian Atwood shoes

Recommended activities for this outfit: Daydreaming about Mark Salling in his underpants, eating half cooked, overpriced spag bol from the canteen, complaining about said spag bol, pretending to use that bag as a real camera (GODDAMN I STILL WANT IT), singing Lonely Island songs at the top of your lungs (I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER TAKE A LOOK AT ME) and writing your name in block letters on school tables.

And in anticipation of the upcoming day that entails the complete cessation of high school and HSC bullshit:

love will find a way by fartssica featuring Dr. Martens shoes

Recommended activities for this outfit: Celebratory thrifting, running onto the highway screaming "I'M FREE MOTHERFUCKERS", celebratory cake-eating, celebratory rabbit cuddling, celebratory Twitter spamming, celebratory photo taking, overenthusiastic crushing hugs and dancing in the bathtub.