Ring-a-ding-ding.
All rings from Etsy. Owl ring, Ramen bowl ring, Frog ring, Cougar knuckle duster, Pile of skulls ring, OMG ring, House ring, Cat and mouse ring, Cicada ring, Octopuis rings, Howling fox knuckle duster, Pig in a pig in a pig ring.
Reasons why rings are great things to wear:
- When it comes down to it, rings are fantastic weaponry. With a few rings on your fingers you can tear through anyone's face easily. You're walking down a dark alley (I don't know why you'd be walking down a dark alley, lets just say you are), and this creepy guy in a trench coat wearing sandals with socks approaches and starts salivating all over you and - BAM - You just bulldozed his face with your ringed fist. Crisis averted.
- It does make you feel sort of like an Italian mobster. At least, I think Italian mafia dudes wear rings. Right? Doesn't Fat Tony from The Simpsons wear rings? Doesn't matter. Bottom line is, rings are bad ass.
- It also makes you feel like royalty. I don't know about you, but wearing them makes me want to run around being all snooty and shit and making people kiss my rings.
How bloody adorable are these pieces? Everything from this Etsy shop makes me want to audibily squeal with joy and pillage the supermarket for their marshmallows and glitter. The typewriter necklace is particularly precious, look at the detail on it. It'd probably be best friends with my neck, but sadly, all sold out :(
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