Jessica and Frederick
Jessica:
Is a 16 year old Asian girl from outer space (or Sydney, if you want to be concise). Spends too much time on Facebook, in charity clothing stores, in front of her heater and drinking red bull. Doesn't spend enough time on schoolwork, having adventures and eating vegetables. Apparently smells like green tea and mangoes. Was named after every second girl in the whole world.
Contact me: super.jessicaa@hotmail.com
Likes -
- Vintage (read: second hand, ie she dresses like a nanna) clothing.
- Themed parties
- Talking in the third person, talking in the first person, talking generally
- Crazy people on public transport
- Red Bull
- Invading personal space
- Wes Anderson movies
- Sexual Innuendo
- The Beatles
- Post apocalyptic novels/films
- Images of space, the sky, constellations
- Masculinity and femininity
- Tall heels and short hemlines
- Clever wordplay on her name (eg. fartssica, jurassica, etc.)
- Frederick Hans Gutenburg
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Frederick Hans Gutenburg
Is a Canon 450D, but on a deeper level also represents all the cameras that Jessica will ever encounter in her entire life. Spends too much time taking self portraits with Jessica, and not enough time on important things, like documenting world hunger and historical events. Was named by a robot called Gaztron 5000. Born in some factory in Asia probably, but landed in Jessica's arms on the 26th of May, 2009.
Likes -
- Bokeh
- The Bold and the Beautiful
- Billingham Camera bags
- TLC
- Glitter
- Jessica