Hairspiration

I've never really been satisfied with my hair, and instead of fixing the problem I spend my time salivating over pictures of other people's hair. This was going to be a short, quick post but it turns out that my Hairspiration folder has been hitting the donuts and is way, way more fat than I had initially expected. So, hold on to your toupées and try to ignore the fact that I'm probably sexually assaulting your internet with so many images.

My own hair history hasn't been that interesting. Bowl cuts, scary witch banshee do's, lion manes, irregular bangs. It hasn't been pretty, and maybe I'll show y'all with pics one day, as a last resort blog post.

Hair Bucket List:
- Dye hair baby pink all over. Or electric blue, like Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I loved Clementine's hair, it was beautiful.
- Do a pixie. I've wanted to since 5 years ago, but never grew the balls to do so.
- Grow my hair to my ass, stop washing it and start shunning shoes, hygiene and violence. Join greenpeace...or at least the RSPCA and be a hippie heathen for a while.